Normally, going 11-5 on the first day of the NCAA Mens basketball tourney would bum me out. Fortunately, I have a friend in a high place who also went 11-5.

VIDEO: Poor Richard Durrett. The dallasnews.com blogger has to watch the tourney. It's his job! Nice work if you can get it. Still, he's got nothing on this guy.

That's right, we're gonna be a force on the diamond. I'm working up logos for the neighborsgo Gophers. What do y'all think about this?

Coppell High School has hired a new football coach.

Learn all about it after the jump.

1. Daylight Saving Time: It's coming Sunday. Which means more sun, more time to ride. And it's got me wondering how long will it take before I'm wheel-to-wheel with G Dub? I must give props to Bush for stepping up his game and finally going with clipless pedals. He used to rock the toecages on a $3,000 bike, which is akin to wearing a $5 piano keys tie with an Armani suit. ... And when will ol' Lance A. set me up with a new dual-suspension Trek? I sold my Fuel 95 before I left Waco and my back really hates me for it.

2. The Dallas Stars are: a) no good during matinee games; b) probably gonna be trading not acquiring players before Wednesday's deadline c) facing San Jose Tuesday d) gonna slip further than 11th in the Western Conference; e) done for the season.