I knew someday I would give THE talk to my three daughters. But I didn’t think it would come so soon. Thanks a lot, PBS.
THE talk was supposed to go like this:
“You can’t have sex until you’re married at age 30, after a college degree and you’re making at least $50 grand. And you can’t date until you’re 16 (or until 25 if my husband had his way). And if a boy tries to get 'fresh' you give him your best karate kick right where it counts.”
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