"Rangers dethrone the Yankees"
With the help of a homer by Nelson Cruz,
Texas beat the Yankees, four games to two,
reaching its first World Series.
Grim tidings for the 2009 baseball champs
(Or in NYPost parlance:
"Better luck next year, you bums!)
Crushing end:
Dejection as an art form
We're surprised that N.Y. headline writers
didn't pull out "Rangers to Yankees: Drop dead"
or "Hitless Team in Bottomless Funk"
for the Yanks' pathetic finale,
but who cares about
New York headlines any more?
THE TEXAS RANGERS
ARE GOING
TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!
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